Big plans for that fish
*tries to draw badass art piece with movement and awesomeness*
*ends up drawing bust of character facing left*

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

kylajaykay:

mamayuuma:

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did

i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel

dwarva:

anti-fapitalism:

anti-fapitalism:

A video game in which every time you die your injured limbs and body parts are replaced by machines and you slowly become less and less human until the point in which you have no human body parts left and you must decide whether you will continue to fight for humanity of which you have no connection left with

Someone do fan art of this

Screw fan art someone make THE DAMN GAME. 

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

seriousjones:

*walks out of the movie theater and it’s still daytime* what the fuck

dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

eteo:

hawkules:

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

image

smellestine:

hawaii-n-jones:

The fact that both of these reactions came from males

guys, fighting misogyny can be as simple as this. You get to be funny and not a shithead. Isn’t that better than being the guy who made this comic?

v0dka-isthenewblack:

OMFG IM DYING HELP

v0dka-isthenewblack:

OMFG IM DYING HELP

zannab-sq:

daddymikeyway:

MY FRIEND WINS

YES

zannab-sq:

daddymikeyway:

MY FRIEND WINS

YES

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